President Obama Smacks Down Climate Denial Idiocy At Commencement Address

[Anonymous]

Speaking of violence, ghey things and retro TV. My application to attend The University Of Denver in the Fall of 2014 feel through yesterday. Fuck me!!!!


I know to many of you the place looks like "uwn of 'dem fancy book lurnin schools" and you retards would be right.

But the more fancier the place the more student debt you accrue.

Again, fuck me.

I'm currently checking flights to Colorado.

See? All you had to do was ask. Was that so hard? Not as hard as I am, I can tell you that! Oy vey!

Cuntgratulations. Bettering oneself is ALWAYS a good idea. What are you going to learn?

Cheers!

[vandeleur]

That would be great but they don't allow Walmart trash to come anywhere near the campus.

After you have been just rejected

[Anonymous]

We shall cross swords at midnight, just before we take the village!! Or we could just hang out, you know, no big deal, just two dudes in skirts, crossing our swords, all hot and sweaty. I mean, it's like it's gay or anything. Just two dudes admiring swords.

Each others' swords, at that. At midnight.

Nope, nothing wrong with that.

I mean, it's not like we're in the shower with 15 or so naked men, patting one another on the cheeks for goals scored after a rollicking good game of football...

Cheers!

[vandeleur]

Well done , climate post and you boys turn it into a thread about cocks.
Let me work this out ..... Yup ,that's every thread you have managed to turn to the dick side so to speak

[Anonymous]

Well done , climate post and you boys turn it into a thread about cocks.
Let me work this out ..... Yup ,that's every thread you have managed to turn to the dick side so to speak

All in a day's work for DonnieP, the Ambiguous Man.

No, it has nothing to do with the Ambiguously Gay Duo. There's nothing ambiguous about THEM.

Who, me? Everyone can tell I'm straight as an arrow. Trannies, as you all know, don't count. And even if they did, that still wouldn't concern me. I'm not admitting anything.

Cheers!

[DONNIEP]

Well done , climate post and you boys turn it into a thread about cocks.
Let me work this out ..... Yup ,that's every thread you have managed to turn to the dick side so to speak

Did you say the Dick Side?

[vandeleur]

Yeah a play on dark side ... Please keep up

[Kristy]

After you have been just rejected

Actually, they love me there. When approved for a student loan they'd love anyone. Well, except Donnie and the majority of you white trash imbeciles. Interesting place nonetheless. I actually saw the Eye of Horus in one hall one the way to admissions.


So if I graduate maybe I'll be a card-carrying member of the Illuminati! A "Globalist!" Yay!

Check it out. The Eye of Horus is already on the State Seal:


No, not that one


Nope, that one, either.

Ah, this one:


Kwel or what!?

[vandeleur]

Oh the old illuminati switch a roo

[Kristy]

Even the Evans Bridge has Masonic flooring!


Bitchin'!

[DONNIEP]

Izzy - take firm hold of your broadsword for we attack at dawn and this shall be our battle cry!

And don't look directly in the eyes of the sexy devil singing, for surely he will turn ye gay. Or gayer.

[Anonymous]

Did you say the Dick Side?

That's not... that can't be! Is that a DIXIE TRANNY???

Cheers!

[DONNIEP]

That's not... that can't be! Is that a DIXIE TRANNY???

Cheers!

Hell yes it is. A true Southern Bill, I mean Southern Belle.

[Kristy]

You know what's gay? Minnesota.


Von would concur.

[Anonymous]

So if I graduate maybe I'll be a card-carrying member of the Illuminati! A "Globalist!" Yay!

I don't think I've ever gotten frisky with an Illuminati before.

Kristy, babe. You know I love you for yourself & not because you might become one of them puppeteers deciding the fate of the world, right?

Marry me when you graduate! I shall wait for you, my darling!

Cheers!