Mammoth is perfect. It’s big and hairy like Wolf.
Fuck Wolf
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It will get ugly when the Brat’s 15 minutes is up.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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My son, who's a year older than Wolfgang asked me about him knowing I'm a Van Halen fanatic... I said he's a spoiled brat. Then told him don't ever treat my fans like that... I'll kick your ass. Of course my son pointed out... Dad, love ya, but what fans are you talking about..? You got fans?
Damn kids..."If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”Comment
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Amazes me how his own music get little praise but when his sucks from the tit of Van Halen every Boomer vomit critic sees this F A T shit as the next coming of Christ. There is nothing unique or interesting about his guitar playing or his songwriting. Generic pap for what I can guess are die hard S P A M M Y fans and clueless Eddie guitar clones. Plus that F A T little shit has zero moral aesthetic; he's confused as fuck dividing his allegiance (lack of a better word) towards Van Halen fans who take pity on him and "his own thing." Good luck with that pilgrimage you F A T little shit. The only reason why he has a record deal is because of his father's legacy. The only reason why anyone gives a shit about his playing is because of his father's legacy. Little F A T fuck never worked a day in his privileged life, and has yet to create anything original on his own. He might do better if he dropped he woe is me act and took up, oh, I don't know, medicine, sculpture, architecture, engineering. What am I saying, he's a dumb little F A T fuck who can barely tie his shoes.
Him constantly taking to social media...comes off as if he feels he needs to protect his father's legacy. His father's legacy was already cemented before Wolfgang was even born. What Wolfgang seemingly hasn't figured out is nobody needs him to tell them how they need to or should feel about what his father did. A lot less fighting with Van Halen fans online, a lot less talking about Van Halen and letting his own music speak for itself would have been the classy way to go. However, Wolfgang was born on third base and got a pass in terms of his musical career. For a kid who didn't have to do any heavy lifting of his own to make it, he sure has a long laundry list of things to bitch about. I'd tend to guess the perception that Wolfgang didn't earn his place in the music industry but got where he was due to his last name is something that bothers him despite how avidly he pretends otherwise.Scramby eggs and bacon.Comment
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Yeah. Lots of Sammy fans will buy that ugly guitar. It’s big and blubbery looking. Just like Wolfie. Dave tells Wolf to fuck off and the Roth fans fill his YouTube comment section with compliments. It won’t be Roth fans buying that guitar.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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Make a red one and Sam can play it in his fake VH band this summer.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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Ed’s legacy was made before he even met Valerie. All that came from that relationship was a bunch of dysfunctional nonsense.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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My kids all turned out to be scientists. They could care less about this shit.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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Wolf was a fat toddler. That’s a sign of a kid who’s being fed a lot of processed junk food. Wolf probably already has some form of heart disease and could already be prediabetic. The guy has never been in shape and has a huge ego and gets praise from the stupid Van Hagar fans just because his last name is Van Halen. His chances of changing his lifestyle is not good. That fucking kid!No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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Sam Belcher and Sauce Sowboleski probably will charm Wolf into jamming with them. It will be the biggest fag show since Culture Club.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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Guitar looks good. I have no need for another semi hollow though.
I bought the slime green Wolfgang just after Ed died and said that was enough.Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.Comment
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So I'm seeing youtubes in my feed from 'music reporters' with the headline "David Lee Roth attacks Wolfgang"
WTF??
Attacks? Gimme a break.=V V=
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Wolf was a fat toddler. That’s a sign of a kid who’s being fed a lot of processed junk food. Wolf probably already has some form of heart disease and could already be prediabetic. The guy has never been in shape and has a huge ego and gets praise from the stupid Van Hagar fans just because his last name is Van Halen. His chances of changing his lifestyle is not good. That fucking kid!Comment
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