Guy Shit Talks Cvh!!!

[Mike-DLR]

ohh boy wat a day. i met up with this guy who i work with and out of the blue we start talking music. he tells me of how kick ass the iron maiden concert was here in Toronto in october and how they are truly one of the greatest metal bands. I sit there the whole 20 minutes listening to this guy and then finally said how Van Halen might be coming back with a reunion tour and he shrugged and said "Who cares!! those guys are too old and nobody wants to hear an old hair metal band attempt to play their old shitty tunes like jump, the most overrhyped song of all time!!!".....i sat there in disgust.....i used to call this guy my friend but shit...u dont shit talk the best band of all time!!!

Then he said the stupidest thing ever...."oh van halen were lucky to get into the RRHOF jus because of all the great years sammy gave them....he made them who they were..."

I am meeting up with this guy again next week, and wanna know from my fellow army members....what should i do when he attempts to talk down on Van Halen?????

[bueno bob]

Punch him in the fucking mouth.

Do it.

[FORD]

Re: Guy Shit Talks Cvh!!!

Originally posted by Mike-DLR


I am meeting up with this guy again next week, and wanna know from my fellow army members....what should i do when he attempts to talk down on Van Halen?????

Follow these instructions.....

5. Humane slaughter
The most efficient and widely available method of humanely destroying sheep is a gunshot to the brain from a close range.

The use of firearms is subject to the provisions of the Firearms Act 1996.
Note:

* A .22 calibre rifle or pistol is adequate for humane destruction of sheep. High velocity hollow point ammunition should be used. Use two magazines per firearm to minimize reloading time.
* To provide maximum impact and the least possibility of misdirection, sheep should be shot at point blank range. The person using the firearm should move quietly through the pen with the sheep. Under no circumstances should the sheep be shot "over the fence".
* Never fire while the animal is moving its head; wait for a quiet interval before firing.

Under normal circumstances, the recommended method of humane killing of livestock is a brain shot, followed by bleeding out. The bleeding out of large numbers of sheep at the side of a burial pit is not possible, for logistical and safety reasons.

DPIWE experience is that even the most careful operator using a single shot will wound, rather than kill outright, a small percentage of sheep. Wounded animals cannot be assumed to be unconscious.

It is vital to ensure that all sheep are dead before placing them in the pit. There should be no heartbeat, breathing or eye movement. A small percentage of sheep may require a second shot, or bleeding out.

The recommended position and direction for the use of a firearm is illustrated below.



Recommended position and direction of fire for the firearm - hornless sheep and rams.

Using a firearm: Shoot at point (a) just behind the poll in the direction of the animal’s muzzle.


Recommended position and direction of fire for firearm - horned sheep and rams.

Using a firearm: Shoot at a point in the middle of the face just above the level of the eyes whilst aiming along the neck.

[LoveWalksIn]

wow...and all along i thought FORD got butt fucked by the male sheep?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by LoveWalksIn
wow...and all along i thought FORD got butt fucked by the male sheep?

Your alias is gay.

Three Lock Rock was SO much better.

[LoveWalksIn]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Your alias is gay.

Three Lock Rock was SO much better.

yeah, he was my hero and i miss him around hear.

:confused:

[Roy Munson]

Originally posted by LoveWalksIn
yeah, he was my hero and i miss him around hear.

:confused:

STFU you stupid cunt.

Who let this jackass in the door?

Bob?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by LoveWalksIn
yeah, he was my hero and i miss him around hear.

:confused:

Sorry...

Still, you should realize that FAR GREATER trolls have come before you and burned the path.

Sadly, my friend, the days of pro-Hagar trolling around here will just never be equalled.

So...stop.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Roy Munson
STFU you stupid cunt.

Who let this jackass in the door?

Bob?

HAHAHA

Sometimes the sheep get a little ornery...

[ELVIS]

My dupe thread was better than this crap...

[bueno bob]

It was!

HAHAHA

[Binky]

Ah don't fret about him, sooner or later he'll go bye-bye when he gets bored.

Anyway, what to do....

First, shake your head and sigh, as he has spoken some rather ignorant BS, and explain it would be futile to try and explain anything to him as he has his mind so fixed on a fairytale that he wouldn't notice his flies were undone and his wife was bonking the milkman. Don't let get to you, just be safe in the knowledge that no one is perfect. If all else fails, tell him since he likes Hagar so much, he may also interested with the music of My Chemical Romance, Lostprophets and Dennis Rusoss. *^_^* \m/

[LoungeMachine]

Re: Guy Shit Talks Cvh!!!

Originally posted by Mike-DLR


I am meeting up with this guy again next week, and wanna know from my fellow army members....what should i do when he attempts to talk down on Van Halen?????

Ahemmmm.

Got a pencil?

Good. Write this down.


Try hanging out with a better group of friends.

Your standards are obviously too low.


$9.99 will now be charged to your credit card for this service.

[Mike-DLR]

hahahahahahahaha.....hey i work with this guy and hes like 25....im 17 we dont hang out on a regular basis, but everytime i see him...he always shit talks them no matter wat i say...im gonna take bob's advice and punch the fucker in the face

[jhale667]

Yes, punch him...do it NOW.