Fuck Wolf

[Catfish]

I praised the kid and still thank him for bringing Dave and Ed back together. But fuck this spoiled brat. Always holier than thou--listening to him on his SeriusXM or whatever came with my car radio show makes me want to puke--and now the news about him fucking Dave over during the last tour and even hampering what Dave figured could be one of his final memories with Ed.

I'm glad Dave is emptying his bag, finally. He's been quiet forever, always taking the high road. Now he's running out of fucks to give and it's awesome!

So yeah, fuck Wolf. Son of Val, the ultimate vanity whore. Mister "I don't need Van Halen and it's such a hinderance to have the name and I want to be known for my own thing."

He wants to separate himself from Van Halen. But he raids Ed's music, probably using his unused riffs for his own boring albums. He names his band after VH's original name. He names his first album the same way VH did its first album. He names his second album the same way VH did its second album. He records in the same place Van Halen records. He uses all the equipment VH used. He has all the best shit thanks to what his dad left him, whose blood, by the fucking way, courses through his veins giving him generational musical ability fuck this hypocrite!

[Kristy]

Amazes me how his own music get little praise but when his sucks from the tit of Van Halen every Boomer vomit critic sees this F A T shit as the next coming of Christ. There is nothing unique or interesting about his guitar playing or his songwriting. Generic pap for what I can guess are die hard S P A M M Y fans and clueless Eddie guitar clones. Plus that F A T little shit has zero moral aesthetic; he's confused as fuck dividing his allegiance (lack of a better word) towards Van Halen fans who take pity on him and "his own thing." Good luck with that pilgrimage you F A T little shit. The only reason why he has a record deal is because of his father's legacy. The only reason why anyone gives a shit about his playing is because of his father's legacy. Little F A T fuck never worked a day in his privileged life, and has yet to create anything original on his own. He might do better if he dropped he woe is me act and took up, oh, I don't know, medicine, sculpture, architecture, engineering. What am I saying, he's a dumb little F A T fuck who can barely tie his shoes.

[Seshmeister]

[Nitro Express]

Wolf hates his dad’s fans but that’s who buy’s EVH Gear products. That’s who made his wealthy upbringing possible. Anyways his social media skills suck. He’s an embarassment to himself.

[Nitro Express]

So Wolf’s dad busts his ass with a trainer and in the gym to get ready for the tour. He’s eating right and man what an improvement over what he was. Ed looked great. Wolf does nothing and looks like shit and dresses like shit. Yeah. He really gave a fuck.

[Silexxx]

This Fucking Kid™ was last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live. I know he's a big Dave Grohl fan but does it have to be so obvious? Lol.

[Nitro Express]

Ha! Ha! Blimpie Wolf Grohl.

[Von Halen]

This Fucking Kid™ was last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live. I know he's a big Dave Grohl fan but does it have to be so obvious? Lol.

I refuse to watch Kimmel. I especially refuse to watch Kimmel when that fat fuck is on there.

[Nitro Express]

Kimmel bought a fishing lodge down river from here. Now his goofy fuck celebrity friends show up.

[Seshmeister]

Ha! Ha! Blimpie Wolf Grohl.

The Food Fighters?

[Seshmeister]

Kimmel bought a fishing lodge down river from here. Now his goofy fuck celebrity friends show up.

Including the recently divorced Jennifer Aniston.

You should fire in there - insted of Brangelina or BradJen the celeb press would call you NitroJen.

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Mammoth, eh?
He should have called his "band" WALRUS. Much more adapted to his case.

[Kristy]

The F A T Wolf Boy does have an amusing nature in how seriously he is taking himself on stage. A yellow-tooth Dave Ghrol clone? Maybe. I just don't understand this guy. His father's work was admired by many and all Wolf can do is dispraise it.

[Catfish]

This guy's fucken nuts. It's anyone's guess what will set him off. He's due for a stroke. I think we should all here plan a coordinated attack on his Twitter. See who can rile him up the most. Make a game out of it. $5 entry fee.

[Catfish]

So Wolf’s dad busts his ass with a trainer and in the gym to get ready for the tour. He’s eating right and man what an improvement over what he was. Ed looked great. Wolf does nothing and looks like shit and dresses like shit. Yeah. He really gave a fuck.

Why would he? He's never had to work for anything in his life. Never grinded out a thing except that 5th plate at Golden Corral. There's no pride here, only entitlement. He's like that spoiled rich kid in that one move where Al Bundy had to pick him up and drive him across the country to see his mom! Only way fatter!