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The Diamond David Lee Roth Army. The most popular and comprehensive David Lee Roth Site on the internet.

Rock and roll needs a hero - not a red rocked tampon! Ladies and gentleman, freaks with flippers and tissue box double dippers - I give you the mighty Diamond David Lee Roth Army. Join our lubricated leper colony for a sloppy dose of music, entertainment and pop culture madness Roth style. Sign up, log in and cream your flaps daily -because you can't get this stuff anywhere but here! And put down that sheep...Sam may need it later.

 
   
 

David Lee Roth Articles

These articles were either written by DLRARMY.COM staff or are listed here as important reads for ROTH fans. 

1. Michael Anthony The BASS PLAYING House Boy Series Author: Paul D. Meehan A six part *MUST* read story! It will have you falling out of your chair!! 
2. The Never Ending Saga of David Lee Roth: Brought to you courtesy of Paul D. Meehan, the same author of The Michael Anthony Houseboy series.This is a funny article. Some parts of the article pokes fun of DLR, but it is worth the read. The article is missing the last chapter, yet to be completed by the author. 
3. The 1986 DLR Penthouse Interview: Submitted by Dtskynyrd: In this article, Diamond Dave talks about the Van Halen breakup, his new band, and making a movie. This article is chock full of rothisms and famous quotes. 
Henry Rollins 4. Henry Rollins latest book, entitled "Do I Come Here Often: Black Coffee Blues" contains very complimentary chapter on DLR. In it he writes how Dave and Classic VH was a monumental inspiration to him. "For several years, world tours and six awesome albums, Van Halen destroyed the earth and everybody who went to the show had a damn good time"..HR. The article is a very funny and interesting read! Thanks to Monica, Cejlon@aol.com for typing in the entire article and submitting it. 
5. How David Lee Roth ruined my relationships with men by Lisa Black. 
6. DLR in Cosmo July 1999- Small tidbit on DLR. 
7. Van Halen In Hit Parader 1982- September 1982. Contains 4 color pictures and an interview, in which only Dave speaks. Quoted in the article " We've already indulged in every possible vice that can be encountered on the road" and "I sure can see myself enjoying another 10 years of this: no problem."- Ouch! 
7. Tour 99 Posters: Some great unofficial posters from the 1999 DLRBAND World Tour. These look great behind my pool table!
8. DLR in Shobiz Weekly 0ct 15 1995. David Lee Roth promoting one of his vegas gigs. [cover page] [page 1] [page2]
9. Happy Birthday To David Lee Roth 1999 Just a few words from this website to celebrate Dave's birthday. 
10. Creem 1978 Van Halen: In Search of the Baaad Chord by Rob Patterson, Creem, July 1978 
11. DLR Art Collection: Check out some authentic art hand drawn by David Lee Roth. 
12. David Lee Roth's Open letter, 1996. 
13. Bettie Page Pics and Bio. Read the bio of Bettie Page and look at a couple of saucy pics. 
14. Rock & Roll Comics issue 16 Oct. 1990. A detailed comic book description of VH from inception till 1990 . The comic also contains a bio of Sammy Hagar and several parodies. Very funny! The comic was published by the now defunct Revolutionary Comics. 37 Pages long. The images will take a few seconds to load (530x830), but they are worth it. 

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A Parody of Dave and Eddie at the moment they broke up the band.

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VAN HARDON
Comic Parody) About what will happen to Van Halen in the 1990's

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SAMMY HAGAR BIOGRAPHY
From the same comic. A Sammy Hagar Bio. They left off the part about being the first dwarf rockstar and his love for shoving large objects up his ass. 

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15. Our Official response to the Ray Luzier interview controversy. We interviewed Ray Luzier, Dave's drummer on 5/18/00 and in the interview he stated that the DLRBAND had disbanded and that ROTH told them the reason for breaking up the DLRBAND was because he was working with Eddie Van Halen. Well.. this caused a shitstorm, got us on MTV and VH1 and cause RAY to ask us to retract his statements. Here is our reply to the controversy. 
16. We review Everybody Wants Some: A Tribute To Van Halen. 
17. We review Tribute To Van Halen 2000
18. The Adventure Begins! Hangin' with Diamond Dave- Your stories of meting David Lee Roth 
19. Old VH/DLR articles from the Washington Post. Thanks to Steve Kattula for donating these. 
20. The March 1998 METAL EDGE Magazine featuring David Lee Roth. The interview is 8 pages long and chock full of hilarious quotes!
Here is a sample: "I've been so many places where there is nothing to do but light the lantern and lay out the rolling tobacco, because that dries out the humidity faster than Winstons, there's a thatched roof dripping rain, much like we are, and you commence to telling stories"
To view the interview click the links below.

METAL EDGE Magazine

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21. Roth Army Caption contest. Click here to view the winner of our first caption contest. 
22. Dave on the Van Halen breakup- From his 1997 autobiography "Crazy From The Heat" and from the 1992 Howard Stern Interview. 
23. The MTV lie- From his 1997 autobiography "Crazy From The Heat".  Dave discusses the 1996 MTV awards. 
24. Daveman's Saga to be the next lead singer of Van Halen- from 1999. If only it weren't for the DAMM PEPSI!
25. Remembering 1996 — From welcome back ... to 1-800-See-Ya written by Dave Clark
26. Sammy Math 101- Written by BlueEyedMurder about the exaggerations of record sales by Sammy Hagar.  1-08-2001
27. DLR doesn't miss a beat- DLR Reference from "The Dirt" Mötley Crüe autobiography.
28. ENEMA...To the tune of "Panama" By Jason Brady.
29. Humans Being remake- "Lead Singers Leaving" by WARF. 
30. Dave Crashes Lilith Fair- By T4 Guitar- Holy shit this is funny!
31. Pasedena Pie- The story of Van Halen.. to the tune of AMERICAN PIE. Donated by STEVE.
32. How to Sneak Backstage at a Van Halen Concert- By Daves PA Rental- Originally posted on the now defunct MightyVanHalen.com. 
33. An Ode to Diamond Dave... Poem by BlueEyedMurder
34. Rock N Roll Hall of Fame 2003 "David Lee Roth Steals the Show"- By T4 Guitar
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Rape, Murder, Molest…Who Cares! by Steve Kattula (skattula@yahoo.com)
36. DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER- by Ernie Thomas from
midwestbeat.com- 03.
37. Crazy From The Heat Manuscript- Take a trip with Diamond Dave to the Dongo Islands. This is a working copy to the Crazy From The Heat movie that was never made.



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